i think that wendoline,feathers and the cooker should be customers in the bakers because that would be LOL funny.

Yep! THE OLD CHARACTERS RETURN!!!

The Cooker could help poor old with the all-day breakfast barms (barms - soft bread buns similar to North Eastern English stotties) - could pay The Cooker by inserting coins in his slot...then Top Bun would definitely be cooking on gas !!!!!!!!

would order a speciality cake...in the shape of balls of wool and as for ... a fish finger butty with a Penguin biscuit for afters, washed down with a nice cup of tea (as opposed to an 'orrible one) ...

You always have something hillarious up your sleeve, Josephine!

Mark the Shark - it was just another daydream ripe for sharing .

Whenever I'm out, I pass by at least two bread shops near where I live... looking through the windows, I started thinking about past W&G characters queueing up at the counter - and that was it!

Quartermain would order a crusty ciabatta stuffed with rocket and Parma Ham (he has to be posh, hasn't he?) and the assistant would shout: "Sorry, luv, there's none left! The rocket sandwiches seem to fly off the shelf!" and he'll turn on his heel and strut out the door muttering to himself; Philip (his dog) takes a bite out of the Tiger Bread on display which starts roaring at him - Philip wimpers then scarpers off with his tail between his back paws!

Poor Victor! hehehe! Your daydream ripes are amazing!

Believe it, Mark the Shark! It's amazing I get anything done but my ripe daydreams help liven up a dull day but I am careful that they don't detract from anything important.

Yes, indeed, poor Victor! Surely, there must have been space for more rocket sandwiches???!!!!

I wonder if Quartermaine had to make do with something else in the end...like a Welsh Rarebit!??!!???

Maybe. A Welsh Rarebit?! That would be funny!

A yummy Welsh Rarebit (rabbit)... Yum! Yum! Great with gunpowder residue from that antique shotgun !Perhaps the Garlic Daleks would buy some ... Garlic Bread (it's the future! I've tasted it...in the TARDIS!!!)...

Hehehe! You got the Garlic Daleks from my story forum, didn't you? Or is that just me?

Yes, indeed, Mark the Shark! Guilty as charged ! I couldn't resist!

It was soooo funny!

But how can we "exterminate" the whiff?

i think they ought to be given some of josephines mintballs, that should cure the whiff

Top of the class, conty! Top of the class!!!!!

No need to be guilty, Josephine. Cleared of all charges!

I thank you, Mark the Shark, kind sir! I don't have to leave under a blanket, then? Just a sock hat?!

You should be fine!

Grand!

Oh, yes! Funny customers...p'raps could pop into Top Bun for some ... CARROT CAKE!!!

From Top Bunny to Top Bun...eeehhh!!

How about uttering those immortal bread shop words: WOULD YOU LIKE IT SLICED????

Piella's crusty bloomers going through the slicing machine...nope, put that mental image out of your mind immediately!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

Carrot cake!!!

Yep! Carrot cake!! YUM!!

Rocky and Ginger from Chicken Run could order some ... Egg Custards!

That would be egg-citing!

Hehehe!

Egg-stremely egg-citing. I'm just egg-static1